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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?






realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*



trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school



My shoes are hurtin my feet so fucking bad because they’re new but my feet look fucking fantastic in them so it’s okay.

Caption.


blua:

This point can never be repeated often enough.

(Source: commie-pinko-liberal)








poppinjalex:

all time low + skull tattoos (photos not mine, edits are)


brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card





neverfxrget:

i’m sorry; I should have known
August 17 2014

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck