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The tumblr staff is like the cool mom we all wish we had.



toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat)



merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)





the-runawaykid:

Me getting into relationships

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah


comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT



grungevegan:

"Hello. Right. I wanna say something that I thought I’d never actually talk about. Before we wrote ‘Sempiternal’, I was a fucking drug addict. I was addicted to a drug called ketamine. I was on it for years, and I was fucked off my head. And um. My band wanted to kill me. My parents wanted to kill me. My fucking brother wanted to kill me. Everybody didn’t want to take me too well. But they didn’t. They stood by me, supported me through all that shit. And we wrote sempiternal because of it. And no one fucking knows, no one fucking knows this but I went to rehab for a month. And through that time, as well as my fucking band and my family, you guys were sending me… You had no fucking idea that I was in rehab but you were sending me letters, you were sending me texts, you were sending me fucking emails. And when I got out of rehab, I didn’t want to scream anymore. I wanted to sing it from the fucking rooftops. And it’s all thanks to you. So thank you very much." -Oliver Sykes APMA’s Speech

myreasonstofangirl:

struttinglikeapotter:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.

99.9% of tumblr:

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except quidditch

I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green



sorryforsmartlyblogging:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen



forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…



one hand on the steering wheel, the other on her inner thigh

In that challenger, yes PLEASE 👏👏

(Source: chrismerallie)



snorlaxatives:

buttlicked:

not gunna lie……… im not a huge fan of garlic bread..„„

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