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cardio? more like cardi
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
I feel like I’m going through this shit alone.
But that’s usually what happens so I guess it’s okay. Another day, another panic attack.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
This is a generalization.
case in point
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will
this tru as fuck